Forged in the fires of Craigslist, Maggie Shot Burns offers an authentic tour of the peak of Western Civilization (the 1990s), a time when Zack Morris ruled the halls of Bayside, Vandelay Industries was still hiring new employees, and all of the answers to life's complicated questions could be learned in a fatherly conversation with Danny Tanner or a chance meeting with Wilson, that dude on the other side of the fence.

For booking and all other inquiries, we can be reached at: maggieshotburns@gmail.com.